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Picky-Eater Develops Strategy For Holidays

November 22, 2017
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by Blythe Leigh Rood   It's the holiday season, and while families and friends will gather around the table to share traditional meals, I am preparing to dig in my heels.   You see, I don't like certain foods.  I can have issues based on texture, color, smell, and/or

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70% of Registered Voters Begin Re-Following Facebook Friends

November 8, 2017
Reflections

The Municipal Elections are over and, in a massive wave, apathetic citizens are combing through their Facebook Friends Lists and reconnecting with their outspoken “voting” friends. Once again, grandparents can enjoy photos of their grand-kids, old college friends can talk football, and cat photos can be shared.   “I

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Fresh From #church, #citizen Prepares to Unleash #holyhell on #comment Sections

November 6, 2017
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Relinquishing all human decency with his #internetmuscles, Frank Lee Yousuk, settles down in front of his computer.   "I went to church this morning, my wife cooked me a wonderful Sunday dinner, and I am ready to DESTROY everyone I disagree with online," said Frank, before a

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HEY GIRL – YOU WANT TO GET “RESPONSIBLE” WITH ME?

November 6, 2017
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Hey Girl - I know you're scared of all the state budget cuts. I spend a lot of time pointing them out to you - all those big numbers too high for you to count.  I like it when you're feeling anxious, then I can tell

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“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax–
Of cabbages–and kings–
And why the sea is boiling hot–
And whether pigs have wings.”

 

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