Hey Girl – I know you’re scared of all the state budget cuts. I spend a lot of time pointing them out to you – all those big numbers too high for you to count.  I like it when you’re feeling anxious, then I can tell you how much I can protect you from those big, bad numbers.

Hey Girl – I know you like to voice your opinion, but you don’t understand the situation and I control the narrative. So I’m just going to go ahead and delete those comments and block you. You know you like it when I try to silence you.

Hey Girl – I know you’re feeling upset about the national political climate. That’s why I use the same dirty tactics championed by the extreme right. Come on, you know you like it when I mislead you.

Hey Girl – I know I bring up Moody’s a lot.  You know all about moody.

Hey Girl – I know the high school referendum is behind us, I just like bringing it up because it’s the only thing I’ve won lately.  You know you like it when I win.

Hey Girl – I know the Town Charter hasn’t been revised in over 50 years, but me and my boys want to make some changes to it.  You know you like it when I rewrite the rules.

Hey Girl – I know you want to vote for the Responsible Farmington ticket.  You like it when your government tells you what to think.