# 10 Bicycle Committee
What could be hotter than strong calves and the ability to assert one’s rights in heavy traffic?
# 9 Architectural Design Review Committee
Nobody wants a botched makeover. This committee wants Farmington to look Red Carpet Ready! Catch the latest look for 784 Farmington
Long a favorite of locals, the Speedway, located in the "stoptional" neighborhood of Lake Garda, will not be welcoming speeders blowing through their stop signs and tearing through the neighborhood at highway speeds this spring. With the COVID-19 pandemic, first responders and hospitals are exhausted
In the wake of another botched response restoring electricity after a major storm, the company hopes that a name change will make you forget all about it.
With almost one million customers in Connecticut without power at the peak, residents are recalling the struggles of the
Courtesy of FHS Project Graduation
Due to the outbreak of COVID-19, the flamingos used for the annual fundraiser will no longer be placed in close proximity to each other (see inset). This is on the CDC recommendation that social distancing be practiced by keeping a distance
The new "Jon Paczyński", formerly known as most of the names in BabyNames.com, is making a fresh start by changing his name from "Landry" on social media. With "contracts" and "subscription policies" likely still out under many of his other names, he needs to create a
FARMINGTON MIRROR DECISION DESK - After careful examination of exit polls, absentee polls, and statistical estimates in the Connecticut Gubernatorial Race, Farmington voters overwhelmingly supported a wealthy, old, white guy to lead the state. The Decision Desk also examined obscure Reddit threads and Instagram pages set up
The Farmington sewer plant, located off of Route 4 across from Town Farm Road, was built decades ago and, like a car, the aging plant needed to be upgraded to a newer model. At completion, the upgraded water pollution control facility will be able to
This exclusive League is open to parents who wish to over-identify with their child's experience and define their own self-worth based on the success of their children. In this League, parents will have the opportunity to:
HANDLE ALL SIGN-UPS AND SCHEDULING WITHOUT THEIR CHILD'S INPUT
Relinquishing all human decency with his #internetmuscles, Frank Lee Yousuk, settles down in front of his computer.
"I went to church this morning, my wife cooked me a wonderful Sunday dinner, and I am ready to DESTROY everyone I disagree with online," said Frank, before a