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Foxwoods Casino in place of Farmington High School

An Even Better Way Forward

June 29, 2017
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The time has come to open the Town Charter. It has been over 50 years since it was amended last. The world has changed and it’s time we changed with it. The referendum vote of June 15, 2017 made clear that the citizens of Farmington

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Ghost of Ayn Rand spotted at Town Council Meeting.

June 14, 2017
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At the first Town Council Meeting after the Special Referendum on the Farmington High School Building project, the apparition was spotted behind Councilman Jon Landry.  Members of the public could not see her unless they had read both The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged.

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Referendum Exit Poll Amounts to “Me vs. We”

June 13, 2017
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The results of an informal poll conducted by the Farmington Mirror's crack reporters found the top three reasons for a "No" vote.   Has child in private school and doesn't want to pay for someone else's kid to be educated. Heard their neighbor say that the students would

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Wealthy, Middle-aged Fathers Relieved by “NO” Vote on FHS

June 13, 2017
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"I'm paying full tuition at Avon Old Farms and Miss Porter's for my son and daughter and I'm having a $50,000 kitchen installed. I don't want to pay any more in taxes,"  he said.   Many of Farmington's wealthiest residents helped vote down the measure to improve

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“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax–
Of cabbages–and kings–
And why the sea is boiling hot–
And whether pigs have wings.”

 

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