This exclusive League is open to parents who wish to over-identify with their child’s experience and define their own self-worth based on the success of their children. In this League, parents will have the opportunity to:<\/p>\n
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In order to join this League, parents must provide a physician’s letter proving current pregnancy, pending adoption, or a birth certificate showing a birth-date on or after April 30, 2014.<\/p>\n
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Upon acceptance to the League, parents will receive a blanket, a onesie, and and a “tummy time” rug of a bear flattened by a line drive.<\/p>\n
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