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Retired after 35 years, peaking in corporate mid-level management, and having discovered that he has no other hobbies, Frank enjoys spending his time #researching the latest on the #internet.<\/p>\n
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“Someone has to let these people #know what’s really going #on,” he continues.<\/p>\n
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His wife has left for #HomeGoods because she would rather look at options for a holiday #mantelmakeover than deal with his B.S.<\/p>\n
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