Bulky Waste Pickup Expands to Emotional Garbage

Bulky Waste at Curbside with Giant Spiralizer

During the week of October 16-20, 2017, all Farmington residents who have trash collection by the Town’s contractor (Waste Material Trucking Company) are invited to leave their bulk items curbside the night before their regular collection day and will be picked up on your normal trash pickup day.

 

 

As an additional service, emotional garbage will also be removed from the property and is limited to:

 

  • In-law issues
  • Relationships that ended 10+ years ago
  • Being picked last for kickball in 2nd grade

 

Place these items inside an empty wine bottle and just walk away.

 

Expansion of the program will be up for review in next year’s budget to include:

 

  • That party you weren’t invited to but saw awesome pics on Facebook
  • Relationships that ended 20+ years ago
  • Election results

 

For more information, visit the TOWN WEBSITE.