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OLD WHITE GUY PROJECTED WINNER – CT GOVERNOR’S RACE

November 6, 2018
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FARMINGTON MIRROR DECISION DESK - After careful examination of exit polls, absentee polls, and statistical estimates in the Connecticut Gubernatorial Race, Farmington voters overwhelmingly supported a wealthy, old, white guy to lead the state.  The Decision Desk also examined obscure Reddit threads and Instagram pages set up

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OP-ED: Women Should Stick To What They Know

November 5, 2018
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by Kent Trustalady   Look, I guess I support a woman's right to vote, but only on the things she should know about. Like back on October 21, 1898 (only 50 years after the Seneca Falls Convention), Farmington let some of the ladies vote on "School Visitors", men

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Farmington Mastodon Migrated From NJ For Lower Taxes, Better Quality of Life

November 4, 2018
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    The Mastodon settled near what is now the Hill-Stead Museum expecting a quiet life of family, friends, and a fulfilling career along with the other Pleistocene Megafauna.  It had lived in both New Jersey and New York and suffered their outrageous taxes and over-priced housing,

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“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax–
Of cabbages–and kings–
And why the sea is boiling hot–
And whether pigs have wings.”

 

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Hill-Stead Museum – Impressionist Art – Sunken Garden Poetry

Hill-Stead Museum is a Colonial Revival house & art museum in Farmington, CT known for its Impressionist masterpieces, architecture & poetry festival.

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